Just a Guy in the Woods Escaping an Eldritch Horror: author talk with Alexander James

April 2024

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In this month’s newsletter, click the headings or scroll down to find:

  1. Podcast: Author Nook with Alexander James
  2. Dungeons and Dragons Podcast
  3. Captain’s Log: The UK can’t keep me away
  4. Review Corner

Podcast: Author Nook with Alexander James

Welcome to my Author Nook, a monthly podcast I created where I chat with authors about their upcoming releases and we nerd out over their literary brain children. Find it on Spotify here, and Youtube here.

This month I am joined by the wonderful Alexander James to talk about his debut novel, The Woodkin. We chat about hiking, finding a character’s voice, Dungeons and Dragons, and the darkness with teeth and a hair-raising giggle. So turn on all the lights, check behind the curtain, and settle in for a spooky-adjacent chat.


The Woodkin

On the trail, anything can happen.

After secrets and betrayal shatter his marriage, Josh Mallory seeks solace on the Pacific Crest Trail, in the mountains of Washington. On the trail, he’s just another hiker. On the trail, he can outrun the memories.

But this backpacking trip swiftly turns grisly when he comes across the body of another hiker who seems to have fallen to his death. Josh is forced to detour through a small mountain town, where missing hiker posters flutter in the windows, and residents show no interest in hearing about the dead hiker. Unease that something is not quite right chases him back to the trail.

But night falls too quickly and in his haste to get away, he becomes trapped on a mountain ridge beneath the light of a full moon. Feeling more and more uneasy, Josh soon realizes that he may not be alone on the mountain, and begins to fear that, like the missing hikers, he won’t make it out alive.

Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

The first three (of four) episodes of the Dungeons and Dragons podcast I was fortunate enough to be a part of are out for your viewing pleasure! Join MC, Alexander James (The Woodkin), Elijah Menchaca (The Glintchasers Series), me, and Jess as we play our leading lads and ladies and fight to restore our worlds and be the heroes we wrote about!

It was honestly an absolute blast, I’m so excited for the final episode to come out because it’s a goodie, but until then, enjoy!

Here are the Spotify links if you’d prefer to listen to the adventure. All episodes as well as audiobooks and exclusive author interviews can be found on CamCat Unwrapped’s channel.

Captain’s Log: The UK can’t keep me away

Hay-on-Wye? more like “Yay”-on Wye

As many book lovers know, there is a book town. There is. It’s in Wales, and it was established by a guy (Richard Booth) who pronounced himself King on April Fool’s day some time in the 1960s and it stuck. His Majesty ruled his Kingdom with a kind heart and trusted bookmark, and the land was peaceful. Over the years, dozens of second hand bookshops cropped up and defined this Kingdom as one land full of a thousand worlds. For, as King Richard Booth decreed:

And when I say this was a town full of bookshops, I mean it. These weren’t even all of them, nor were they all of my favourites:


The Stone of Destiny

Speaking of Kings, I visited the stone that has witnessed the crowning of Kings since biblical times.

I’d like to say I did my research, but I went up to Perth, Scotland for a night on a whim and it was a three minute walk from my hotel. Some may call it fate, others destiny I suppose. Honestly, it was the most emotional I’ve ever been about a chunk of sandstone in my life. Do I have a picture of it? No, they didn’t allow photography so you’ll have to google it to see what I’m talking about.
Otherwise just imagine a weather-worn, time-stained sandstone block with two ancient iron rings on either side.

But, what is the Stone of Destiny/Stone of Scone, I hear you ask? Well, it’s the Stone that, legend has it, John used as a pillow in the Bible. The Stone that witnessed Egyptian royalty rise and fall. The Stone that was present for the coronation of Scottish Kings of old, and ever since the 13th century is now a key participant in all English monarch coronations – having a pride of place at the recent King Charles’s crowning.

This Stone is a symbol of power, monarchy, and Scotland.

It was stolen and smuggled across the border by four university students on Christmas 1950 when trapped in England for too long. It rallied a nation.

It is what I love about the UK: the tradition, the weight and majesty given to time-honored symbols, and the community drawn together by them.

Review Corner

Reviews are so helpful in getting word of Contest of Queens and Queen’s Catacombs out there. If you have time, and if you’ve read the book, I would be eternally grateful if you could leave a star rating and/or a written review on Goodreads or Amazon.

Thank you to all the wonderful people who have left a star rating or review!

x live magically

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Predicting Murder: an interview with Ash Bishop

July 2023

In this month’s newsletter, scroll down to find:

  • Finale Reveal
  • Author Spotlight with Ash Bishop
  • Travel Log: Castles, Bards, and Vigilantes
  • Review Corner
  • Bookmarks and Playlists
  • Interviews and Articles

Finale Reveal

I have VERY exciting news. The kind of news that makes you want to swing from a chandelier, climb a mountain, or wrestle a dragon. If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ve joined me on my publishing journey- and what a wild journey it’s been! I feel like a lifetime has passed in two years and I’m so immensely grateful for every step I’ve been fortunate enough to take.

If you’re new here, a brief summary is, I’ve been writing a trilogy named The Frean Chronicles and so far:
Contest of Queens came out January 2022 (and won a silver IPPY medal in the audiobook fiction category!)
Queen’s Catacombs came out March 2023
And if you know anything about trilogies, you know they come in threes. I am SO THRILLED to announce that the third book has just been signed by CamCat books! Publishing date will be announced shortly, but I just couldn’t wait to share the title of the final installment:

Queendom Come

*dun dun dun*

Ascending the throne a war too late.

The forces of fear, the Sons of Celos, have set their plan in motion and Jacs struggles to stay afloat beneath the weight of her crown. Her loved ones are missing, injured, or worse, her resources are spread thin across the two realms, and the peace between Crown and Court of Griffins is wavering. With so much at stake, does she have the strength to face Celos and save her Queendom from his army of darkness? Or will her vision of a unified Queendom die with her?

Author Spotlight

What would you do if your horoscope read: murder?

Welcome to July’s book nook! Join me with a repeat offender, Ash Bishop as we chat about his new mystery thriller, The Horoscope Writer (out July 18, 2023). We discuss all things horoscopes, fake news, and how to write a murder mystery, so grab a cup of tea and an alibi and let’s jump in.


The Horoscope Writer

Who is The Horoscope Writer? It’s not Bobby Frindley. He’s an ex-Olympic athlete who has fast-talked his way into an entry-level position at a dying newspaper. He’s supposed to be writing horoscopes, but someone has been doing it for him . . .

On his first night on the job, Bobby receives an email with twelve gruesome, highly-detailed horoscopes, along with a chilling ultimatum: print them and one will come true, or ignore them and they all will.

Working with a skeptical co-worker, Bobby investigates the horoscope writer’s true identity, but the closer he gets to the truth, the more the predictions begin to be about him. Has he attracted the attention of a cruel puppeteer? Or is it possible that, like any good horoscope, it’s all in his head?

Find out more information about Ash and his other works here:
Website: ash-bishop.com
Instagram: @ashlbishop
Twitter: @AshLBishop

Travel Log

Short story long,

I have taken a sabbatical from my day job as a Speech Language Pathologist to live in the UK and finish the Frean Chronicles Trilogy!

  1. Contest of Queens: completed!
  2. Queen’s Catacombs: completed!
  3. Queendom Come: editing right this minute! Release date circa 2025
  4. Mysteriously Titled Pirate novel: in progress (65%)

If you’re interested in following along on my travel journey, I recommend following me on Instagram: @jordanhbartlett

Castles

My dear friend Katie came to visit me in Scotland and we had a marvelous adventure! A definite highlight was that I discovered my favourite Scottish castle (and believe me… I’ve seen a fair few at this point). Dunrobin Castle up past Inverness honestly had it all:

  • looks like it belongs in a fairy tale
  • views of the ocean
  • luxurious gardens (Katie and I *gasped* in unison when we saw them)
  • a sun-filled reading parlor
  • a resident ghost
  • delicious mac ‘n’ cheese in the cafe

Bards

After over a year in the UK, I finally made the pilgrimage out to Stratford-upon-Avon, Shakespeare’s home town. It was so beautiful! The river, the gardens, the cobbled streets, the church! I had a hard time choosing my favourite photos, but I think the most profound ones were of Shakespeare’s grave. He’s lined up with his whole family in the most beautiful church, and the inscription on his stone is something straight from one of his plays. Where I was expecting to read: poet, husband, father or: Queen’s bard and absolute legend it actually reads as a rhyming warning:

Good friend, for Jesus’ sake forbear,
To dig the dust enclosed here. 
Blessed be the man that spares these stones,
And cursed be he that moves my bones.

I didn’t think Shakespeare could get any cooler, yet he goes down in history as the man with the coolest gravestone.

We also went to see As Your Like It and I simply have one word for it: indescribable.

(Sarah is a bibliophile, friend, and a trusted beta reader of the Frean Chronicles. She’s into all things spooky if you want to follow her on Instagram: @creepinwithcarpenter)


Vigilantes

On our way back from Shakespeare’s hometown, we stopped in at Sherwood Forest to see Robin Hood. Unfortunately, despite jangling our coinpurses, the Merry Men did not see fit to highway rob us, and we were left to marvel at the oak trees (including the major oak).

Did you know that an oak can be considered an ancient tree when it reaches 400 years of age, and that Sherwood forest is home to over 1000 ancient oaks? The Major Oak is estimated to be between 800-1000 years old, and weighs 23 tonnes (about 4 elephants). It’s a flipping big deal. Look at how mighty it is! It even needs crutches so its branches don’t fall off.

If it came to a fight, I was ready for whatever ol’ Robin had in his quiver.

Review Corner

Reviews are so helpful in getting word of Contest of Queens and Queen’s Catacombs out there. If you have time, and if you’ve read the book, I would be eternally grateful if you could leave a star rating and/or a written review on Goodreads or Amazon.

Thank you to all the wonderful people who have left a star rating or review! Here are some lovely reviews from this past month:

Bookmarks and Playlists

I love recommendations and you may be interested in mine, so I thought I’d introduce a new section with the book I’m reading, the songs I’m listening to, and any thoughts I have of them.

Bookmark:

Five stars. An absolute masterpiece. Preorder your copy, I cannot stress this enough, read it.
(Make sure you’ve read the Darker Shades trilogy first).

Playlist:

I will listen to the same few songs on repeat until I’ve drained every last drop of serotonin out of them so these are the three song’s I’ve been wringing out this month:
A Little Bit Happy – TALK — I didn’t think I’d move past Run Away to Mars but this one is just as good. Something about his voice…
What Could Have Been – Arcane Soundtrack — the violin in this song will break your heart and every time the distorted line, “I hope you know we had everything,” hits, I’m transported.
I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing – Aerosmith — a new car belter favourite a la Katie. This song is most powerful if you hit each and every ‘yeah.’

Interviews and Articles

I was lucky enough to be interviewed by George Michael on his channel Inside Comics:

Check out my recent article on shepherd.com:

x live magically

featured image: Nicole Lourenco on Etsy